Showing posts with label Fashionista De Fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashionista De Fail. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Summer joy

One more paper to go. I'm such a hardworking blogger, blogging during the exam period. Very bek chek cuz I didn't finish doing the past papers and most of the questions in the paper today were recycled. Obviously I haven't insaf-ed enough... 

Some more I went for a picnic cuz apparently this is going to be the last week of sunny weather. I scared no more sun to enjoy after my exam so I must make full use of it now. Kiasu ma. But I ended up sitting in the shade la cuz my motto in life is, the fairer the better #shallow




Platt field... I PLANTED SOME TREES HERE OK *flexes muscles* as part of a leadership programme. I honestly don't see how that makes me a leader. Anyway, I don't know where they are, maybe die already.

After that I started packing my bag for the summer holidays. All new clothes with the tags still attached I'm so happy I can cry happy tears. Shopping is the best therapy who needs shrinks. 





Skinny jeans that turned out to be super super skinny I couldn't feel my legs when I wore them due to the lack of blood flow wth. And this is a size 25. Who in the world fits into a size 24!!

P.S.: In case you were wondering, all the above items are from Forever 21 except the beige dress (2nd pic) which is from H&M.
My purse has got a big ass hole now.


Monday, March 19, 2012

Shopping Haul

I know I'm a shopaholic la. Don't judge me. Shopping is not a sin ok. Takkan you want to see me sad everyday meh?! You see me like that until you become depressed then only you know. God I love my Manglish wth. By the way, shopping makes me happy that's why I do it.



#1 Evening bags

Why I need them (Rationale)- When I go back home I'm pretty sure there'll be many weddings that I'll have to attend cuz I constantly remind my friends for invitations to their weddings. #shameless. Muahaha. I loooove weddings #wedding fetish. It makes me happy. So I'd like to seize this opportunity to reinforce the importance of inviting me to your wedding k? #very shameless. THANKSSS.

P.S: A happy person lives longer. You don't want to be responsible for my premature passing on right? *choi*


#2 Random jerseys that do not interest me one bit #not a football fan

Rationale- Since I'm a VERY NICE person I intend on giving them away as presents. See who makes me happy la.

#3 Skinny jeans and sleeveless, collared, sheer top

Rationale- I've been wanting the top for the longest time. Every time I came across something similar, it either had no sizes left or was not in the colour I want. Walaoeh. So now you see why I just had to get the blouse.

#4 Heels

Rationale- I shiok so I got it.

What?! Cannot ah?

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

On The Road To Becoming A Bimbo

YOU SEE... WHAT DO I DO WHEN I'M NOT IN CLASS?!?! DO I STUDY? DO I REVISE?? DO I COMPLETE MY ASSIGNMENTS??? NO... HELL NO!!! I SHOP ONLINE. AND THROW MY MONEY AWAY. AND IF I'M NOT SHOPPING, I DO OTHER BIMBOTIC STUFFS. LIKE THESE:

GOSH SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING MYSELF. UGH.
(This post will be deleted sometime in the future in case my employer happens to stumble upon my blog and therefore fire me from my job. Big boss should never find out about the other life that I secretly lead :P)

Four entries for two competitions. Please let me win. *fingers crossed* Oh well... I will have to be super lucky to win. 5000++ entries ok. Don't play play.

Anyway,
Theme 1: Novelty and Bright Colours

Attempt #1

And then I saw the other entries... which were nicer and far more professional than mine, like those out of a magazine. So I kiasu. I downloaded some images from the internet to beautify my entry.


Attempt #2

Theme 2: London Fashion Week


Attempt #1
Definitely not fashion show quality... So I redid it. Like I said, kiasu.


Attempt #2

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's all for my shameless pictures/post. By the way, I entered the competition cuz I thought it was fun. So since I already put my effort into it, I might as well hope for the best.

If only studying were as interesting as this.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Heels That Don't Kill

You can still have a good time despite using heels contrary to popular belief. Jessie J's 'Price Tag' lyrics isn't all that correct. I used to be the Antiheels cuz of the pain I have to endure for being vain. So most of the time I wear flats. See, I ain't that vain after all. HAHAHA. Rule of the thumb: To look good, there's a price to pay. (Just like what my dentist told me 5 years ago when I fixed my braces. Oh the unthinkable pain) BUT, this pair I just got has soles as soft as a baby's skin I can even go jogging in it *sheds a tear*.... and come back with a fractured ankle.

Nah, show you my sexy feet. Muahaha:

5 inch heels. AWESOME. I CAN NOW BE MORE THAN 170cm TOO AND PUT GUYS TO SHAME! Hehehehe. I will regret this later cuz bo lang ai wa (nobody wants me) unless the guy doesn't mind his girlfriend being taller than him, which I think only applies to a minority of men. Heels are definitely the saviour of the Woman World. It's like the higher your heels are, the prettier you become. Talk about vanity. But then again, who doesn't want to look good?! (Anyway, note to self: Get more heels from the UK cuz I won't be able to find heels as comfy as this back home)

P.S: Your pair of heels also doubles as a hammer

More binge shopping (ie, buying stuffs that I don't need):

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No more already... I am broke.

Friday, February 10, 2012

The Convertible Dress

This whole post is on girly stuff (and camwhoring/self obsession) so if you're a guy and you're reading it, you might want to consider doing something else like admiring sports cars etc. Unless you're a guy who is currently gift-shopping for Valentine's Day then you found your perfect gift for your girlfriend that is if you've got a girlfriend who is not tomboyish. Hehe. But then again, a dress will always come in handy (eg, attending a wedding)! So, to conclude, I'm pretty sure she'll love it.

(Shuper shecret leaked) This dress is my V-Day gift. This year I chose my own present so I'm loving it to bits :P Now, now, what so special about this dress (besides it being a gift)? Well... Let me tell you *dramatic pause* it's a dress that can be worn differently, I dare say more than 20 styles if you're creative enough. I'll only show the 8 styles that are my favourite. Come on... camwhoring is tiring ok (although all I did was sit in front of my laptop's camera). What to do, no personal cameraman.

So basically this is a magical/ every girl's dream/ an all-in-one dress. It saves you money if you think about it cuz it is reusable and can be used for any occasion under the sun (also saves space in the closet).

Finally... The long awaited pictures. Let them do the talking and prove that I'm right- it spells A-W-E-S-O-M-E :D

#1 One-shoulder

#2 Halter neck 1

#3 Halter neck 2

#4 Strapless

#5 Off shoulder

#6 With sleeves

#7 Sleeveless

#8 With straps

#9 How you tie them up at the back

So, in case you attend a function and someone else has the same style as you (since black is such a common colour), all you have to do is pop into the washroom and change yours. In fact, if you wished, you could keep changing styles throughout the night and look different in every picture taken. Life-saver much?

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Shopping Like A Tiny Boss

Since I can't shop #like a boss because money doesn't grow on trees or fall down from the sky, I can only treat myself to this many clothes (and shoes. Note: no bags). The shopping frenzy started 2 weeks before the actual boxing day sales and 1 month after.

To Bickie who keeps pestering me for photos of my purchases. I live 10 minutes away from you but you insist I go through all this trouble taking pictures and folding clothes. (By the way I still can't find the skirt I bought):

#1 Ankle boots from Forever 21 <3
(My favouritest pair currently)

#2 Clothes
(Really love furry stuffs. But they're faux furs because I am AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY. Unless it's leather, because that is just a byproduct from the meat industry. At least I think it is. Found my answer here:

#3 More clothes
(Gonna give most away except for the sleeveless blouse and the green football shirt which I bought only because it was green. I have never heard of this German football club)

#4 Dresses
(Apparently the one on the right looks like a bath mat. Grrr. It's called fashion ok!
I'm not talking to my housemate for a week. Hehe)

#5 How the dress looks like when worn
(I proved my point. IT IS NICE! Gonna save it for the day I become a bridesmaid for someone's wedding :D
P.S: I don't know how that blue mark on my leggings got there. It's not a tear, I checked)

Please, someone, anyone... if you ever come across a wishing star, could you please wish that money grew on trees?? Sincerely thankful from the bottom of my poor heart~