Cleanser of the month

and the winner goes to...

clarin's one step gentle exfoliating cleanser.

it contains silica beads that are ever so gentle on the skin. and the scent... lovely!

it also contains :

moringa seed extract that detoxifies by temoving resdues and neutralises the effects of toxic air pollution

orange extract that revitalises, tones and purifies

and not one, but two types of microbeads!!!

all these for....

rrp : GBP 20 for a tube of 125ml. it really isn't that expensive for a product like this. you get what you pay, that's all i can say. it rhymes haha. clarins does promotions very often. usually in the form of free gifts. it really works out to be economic. plus if you spend above 50pounds, you qualify for free delivery.

monsters inside me

go YouTube and type monsters inside me..

i tell you, it's super nice to watch. i go around recommending people to watch this series by animal planet...

got a patient pooed worms. long long ones. another had maggots eating her eyes. very geli but i somehow keep going back for more.. very addictive. some more i recommended them to watch while having lunch bwahahaha. someone called me sick lolol.. these people..

Then one night i dreamt my legs were hollow.. left only the bones. they were eaten up by maggots. TT insaf now.. don't wanna disgust others anymore.

Twenty Thirteen

Sempena the new year (and the fact that I'm not dead) I wish to express my sincere gratitude to all for your kindness and support. 2012 has been a great year no doubt so I need to shower myself with more gifts. HAHAHAHAHAHA I know that last sentence doesn't relate. But who knows when the next meteor is coming to hit earth? I want to die a happy person so I need more presents (get the hint?) hahahaha. I know Jee will find this paragraph very pessimistic cuz of the word 'death' that keeps appearing ZZZ. Don't wanna dwell on this topic anymore *abrupt end*. P.S.: I am optimistic. 

So like everyone on facebook who're posting about their new year resolutions, I've also come up with my 5-year plan #kiasumax which I intend to keep ok. Although I'm widely known as the san fen zhong re du punya person (three minute heat) this plan will bug me forever till I eventually achieve it.

Corrinne's Legen-waitforit-dary 5-year Plan:

1. Graduate

2. Get a job in Selangor. PLEASEEEEEE. If possible become a model/ actress/ air stewardess hahahahahaha. 

3. Find my perfect wedding dress.... No, actually this doesn't apply cuz I want a few wedding gowns and perfect is equivalent to ONE.

4. Get married by age 27

5. Complete my list of bags I wanna get from the UK cuz when I start working I will have no time to shop. And also cuz I made a promise to not buy anymore bags in Malaysia with two exceptions ie, I can bagshop when I'm travelling and if the bag is a gift.

6. Buy a house/ condo/ apartment anything la as long as I get a walk-in wardrobe I'm happy

7. Buy a fully automated car ie, a car that can autopark and with as many cameras installed on its exterior as possible

8. Plan my wedding 

9. Get a dog and name it Honey

10. Quit my job and open something else (subject to change.... it depends on my current hobby in five years. And whether I love my job)

THE END
*lifts glass* To 2013!!! 

May it be a year filled with blessings to every human, animal and alien in this Universe.  

The Christmas That Wasn't White

MANCHESTER Y U NO SNOW? As much as I love dry land a part of me somehow wishes that it will snow on Christmas. The snowflakes look like dandruff falling from the sky hahaha. Disgusting or not? 

This entry is on the Christmas of 2012 (after The Doomsday That Never Was)...

Dinner on Christmas Eve with The Gang,

Cocktail sausages, mashed potatoes, garlic bread, yorkshire pudding, brussel sprouts, chantenay carrots, pigs in a blanket, salmon, carrots with sweet potatoes and celery

The stuffed turkey. 

And the person who ate the wings also ate the turkey's ketiak HAHAHAHA. Then to make things worse someone had to add on that any feathers still attached to that area is ketiak hair HAHAHAHA. 

POOR TURKEY! Why do people have to make fun of your carcass?! 

Been looking forward to Christmas this year. The season of giving *heart*

On Christmas Day, 

 Chef Corrinne's kickass pepperoni pizza

This time the base was perfect cuz I followed the recipe properly. (I had 2 friends coming over) It's a good enough motivation to get me to actually put some effort into measuring out the flour rather than estimating it.

Fran's cheese cake that was finger-lickin good

The last time I made a cheese cake it didn't set :'(  I ended up scooping gooey cheese from the baking tray and eating it like that -___- 

Christmas cards from The Gang

Fran's gift- A Moroccan rose home diffuser 

 Secret santa gift- Bath and Body Works' Carried Away body cream

(from an earlier Christmas dinner with my course mates)

HA! I tend to always get very girly things *heart* *heart* *heart*

Portugal

Holidayed in the Algarve region of Portugal to bask in its warmth and to indulge in its seafood. The UK weather is getting me depressed and I really needed the sun and its vitamin D.

Lagos, Portugal

Igreja de Santa Maria

Igreja de Santo Antonio

The Lagos Castle

The Algarve coast,

A Herculean task- Lifting a rock

Went to Praia Dona Ana and Praia Do Pinhao. The pics are a jumble hahaha. The praias (beaches) all look the same ok. You tell me you can differentiate one rock from another meh? #Not a geologist

Praia Dona Ana

Praia Do Pinhao 

The sculpture of Dom Sebastiao

Vain pics in Faro,

The art of azulejos (tiles) seen in a church

Capela de Ossos (Chapel of Bones)

Real skulls from dead monks

The Faro marina

And Portuguese food...

Rosalos (I think)

Bracalhua a bras

Dunno?

Calammares

Grilled mackerel

And the Portuguese egg tart

Fire, Fire, Fire It Up

I'm a technophobe so I've got no wants for gadgets until I came under the iPad influence. Someone I know stubbornly refused to leave his iPad 2 behind for me so I got a Kindle Fire instead. I was deciding between a Fire and a Nexus 4 and everyone I know told me to get a Nexus. But me being me I went and got a Fire instead. This is called being opinionated ok. HAHAHA.

I was so so so disappointed when I first got it cuz the first thing I did when I took it out of the box was to look for the camera. And there was none zzz. I couldn't look at it. I thought of chucking it inside my wardrobe and never ever take it out again. You can't imagine the disappointment I experienced. You won't understand. I travelled a total of 2 hours (return) to get it, in the rain and storm. Plus it was cold and I was starving #miserable #exaggerating #pathetic

After 1 week of bonding with my baby, surprisingly I'm beginning to adore it. Just like how I exalt my Blackberry :') The graphics are good and I get free (paid) apps every other day. The internet speed is reasonably fast. Youtube loads without any problems. Basically all my needs are fulfilled except for the fact that there isn't a camera on it. REALLY?! What gadget doesn't come with a camera?! Even my sister said the same thing.

I was showing it off to my mum, showing her the touch screen *furiously swipes finger across the screen*. But she didn't even at least try to pretend that she was impressed with my new toy :3 Until I told her that I have a menstrual calendar on it that can record and calculate everything eg, when the hormones peak, when my next period is due, heavy/light flow etc. Too much details hahaha. Only then did she show any interest   -___- fml

The 7 inch tablet

I live in a bubble

Sometimes I can be really shallow. I qualify to be a dumb black (my hair is black). If you still don't get it, I derived that from 'dumb blonde'.

I was telling the whole world (even my mum knows wth) of my wedding plans... about how lavish I want it to be so I'm starting to save now WTH. Eh hello, it's a once in a lifetime event ok. So next time please bao big big angpows for me hahahahaha. Help me cover a bit of cost ma if not I can't go honeymoon T__T - I'm thinking Dubai cuz I fell in love with the place after watching Sex and the City 2 plus they've got a nice musical fountain.

During a pillow talk session with a friend, I went on and on about how I want to have the poofy gowns. The bigger the poof, the better even if it hinders my walking. Talk about impracticality. But yeah you don't get to wear poofy gowns everyday, people will think you're mad so let me wear it once in my life? *gains sympathy* And I want to change evening gowns many many many many many times during the dinner reception, so many times that I don't get to sit and eat. It's the only time I get to model dresses. Thinking of my wedding really makes me happy hahahaha.

More examples on my pea-sized brain...

Before I got my Kindle Fire I first looked for tablet casings. I chose nice ones ignoring the dimensions. Then only I got a tablet that fits the casing. This is how things work around here. In the reverse. Honestly I sometimes think I should be slapped. (I got scolded la so it didn't work out that way)

Then I bought pretty clothes. So now I want a pretty house to keep my pretty clothes. PLUS I've already got a design for my future bedroom *evil grin* and I intend to make that come true. The only thing between me and my bedroom is a house. My OWN house not my parents'. Maaaaannn I need a lot of money to live.

Oh and there's this video circulating on facebook- "what if money didn't matter". If money didn't matter, I'd be an interior designer lololol. You know I love Ikea from the bottom of my heart. Who shares my #Ikealove.

And yes, my mum thinks I'm being very impractical, unrealistic and absurd.