Showing posts with label Lame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lame. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I Am An ASTRONAUT

And this is my suit.

Sometimes being a pharmacist (not yet) requires me to go to space. The aim of it is for me to collect soil/whatever-it's-called samples from other planets. Cuz as everyone knows, there are diseases out there that still do not have cures. So by obtaining these samples (containing different elements) we, the pharmacists, can conduct experiments ie; random screening for antimicrobial activity. Who knows one day we even might invent a medicine that can give you super powers like Aquaman (Sorry. Internal joke. Hahahaha.)

Oh please... don't you label me as 'the senile woman across the street' *defensive mode* A gazillion years from now, my vision will come to pass. You'll see... :P

Anyway, I lied. That's my tyvek suit for aseptic dispensing (in layman's terms: dispensing in a bacteria/particle-free environment). PLEASE DON'T LET BACTERIA GROW IN MY CULTURES PLEASE DON'T LET BACTERIA GROW IN MY CULTURES PLEASE DON'T LET BACTERIA GROW IN MY CULTURES. Or else I'll fail this section. Eh, wearing that suit was so hot I almost fainted inside the clean room ok! Don't judge my dispensing skills. HAHAHA.

P.S: Had the best gossip session today with me good friend (IT'S NOT WHO YOU THINK IT IS)... Although most of it was backdated news THAT I ABSOLUTELY HAD NO IDEA ABOUT?! I almost had a, no, several heart attacks. GUESS I DON'T FALL INTO THE KEPOCHI CATEGORY :D

P.S.S: It actually isn't considered gossiping cuz it only involved the storyteller and no one else. So that makes it a 'getting to know me good friend more' session. I'm still GOOD.

:)



Saturday, March 10, 2012

Draw Some Crap

If you own an Iphone or an Ipad, you're bound to be playing Draw Something. It's the craze now.

SC always consults my professional guessing services cuz I'm just too good at it :P
But certain people have serious drawing issues that even I get pwned. HEHEHE (We secretly laugh at their drawings)

Like this one:
It's a 7-alphabet word.
Here are some alphabets to help you: A M N A K L J U Q A
Now, guess...
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and the answer is AQUAMAN

We both went WTH.


Friday, February 3, 2012

Lolling In The Deep

I'm currently still on cloud nine. Floating around heaven. With no purpose in life. Cuz I'm done with exams. For now. I wanna bond with my laptop and bed and chocolates (it's not like I stopped bonding with them during the exam period). Anyway, the whole week has been pretty much a self-declared holiday although I still force myself outta bed every morning at 8am to attend my 9 o'clock lectures.

Also, I've been watching this Taiwanese drama called 'Bu Bu Jing Xin' for a whole week. I realised I wasted 35 hours of my life. The more I watched it the angrier I got which of course hastens the aging process. Seriously... I got myself worked up for no reason -_- There was crying in every episode, death and sibling rivalry for the throne. *super depressed now* I mean I could have just stopped watching but that'd be a waste- I followed each episode ever so closely. I even watched an episode every morning before going to class and it almost made me late on several occasions. Then I'll be all hot and flushed by the time I get to class cuz I had to run. Oh well...

[I still prefer dramas with happy endings cuz I grew up with Disney]

On another note, a lecturer complimented us on the first day of class, calling us 'creative' :D Apparently, he found our answer scripts 'amusing'. (Gonna vote him lecturer of the year!) The exam question was, 'Compare the effectiveness of ethylene oxide and heat sterilisation'. Here are the answers:

#1 Bacterial cells melt when heated.

#2 Bacterial cells are more sensitive to ethylene oxide because it is a gas and bacteria cannot see gas.

#3 Both processes do not guarantee sterilisation.

Ok, you may not find this funny but as a science student I lolled maxxxxxxx. Pardon the jargon!

Random college tip: Found out how to warm my water up without using the kettle after three years. I'm usually too lazy to walk downstairs to boil my water so I leave my bottles of water on the radiator.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Classic death

(Romeo and) Juliet's funniest death ever starts at 1:06...
I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

Sitcom: The Nanny
This is all I ever do these days. I live off movies like a movie monster.

"Repent ye Dear Corrinne before thy exams cometh and thou hath not started revising."



Wednesday, December 9, 2009

When students are stressed

I need a break.

Assignments, assignments, assignments.... Sigh. I seem very free but am actually not. I have tonnes of work waiting for me to complete. =.= (all last minute) I'm so not sleeping tonight. (i've broken every single one of my December resolutions. I'll start all over again in January-to welcome the new year :] and break them all the next day) If i didn't have a roof in my room, my stack of assignments would have already reached the moon. SIGH.

When students are stressed (i got these in an email. Laughed my head off):


I like the last one. (personal favourite) He hanged himself in the end. LOL.
I'm not being a sadist or anything. This is just way too FUN-NAY. I would've done the same anyway.

Have been indulging in chocolates. =.=
I regretted the day i bought them. (now i'm eating nonstop again)

Gotta get back to work. :[