When I had 9 pounds and 35 pence

I find myself caught up in embarrassing situations most of the time. But since I'm courageous, brave and shameless I'll relate the story for the world to read wth.

Embarrassing story 2 happened on a windy spring afternoon when I went for lunch. I happy happy ordered food, finished almost half the plate and found out I only had a little cash with me. And they don't accept cards! Where got shops don't accept cards one? Please la 21st century already ok! Time for an upgrade. The meal cost 16 pounds but I only had 9 pounds and 35 pence with me wth. *sigh* Don't know why so suay. I was on the verge of asking the waiter to chia me but my skin thickness measures only 15 inches, not thick enough to do such a thing yet.

Anyway I then went frantically searching for a cash machine. (No, I didn't offer to wash their plates although that was what I told B. HAHAHA. He didn't believe me of course.) 10 minutes later, when I returned to the shop I pretended to be on the phone. No la I was really on the phone with B. No money? Call B. Lost my way? Call B. Constipated? Call B too. Calling B is what I do best. It's my field of expertise *yeehaa*. Come on la, communication is important in a relationship ok.

So I entered the shop #like a boss to pay for the meal, with a sheepish grin plastered on my face and with my Blackberry in hand so that I don't get labelled as "The Girl who couldn't afford to pay for her meal" and therefore become blacklisted from the shop, which will eventually result in my never eating chicken rice again for the rest of my life in the UK (Dang, they have good chicken rice). At least I have a phone. That's proof that even if I had no money to pay them I still could pawn my phone for a plate of chicken rice wth. I needed to redeem myself a little. Just a little.

Pai seh ok. I probably won't be going back there anytime soon. At most I'll ask B to ta pau their chicken rice for me wth.

I'm actually not so bin poi kau one. Maybe just bin poi kau two.

What Happened in Germany

I was thinking of leaving the past behind me and never reveal my shuper shecret (something that happened while I was holidaying in Germany) but since I'm shameless and have absolutely no reputation whatsoever I decided to share it with you.

You know how when you fall asleep especially in a moving vehicle, your head tends to sway from side to side cuz of the inertia or the momentum (I don't remember my physics anymore) or merely due to the lack of neck muscles which is the likelier cause in my case, and without you realising it you slept on the shoulder of the stranger next to you, thinking that it was your pillow wth.

Well that happened to me on the train from Munich to Salzburg. Omg embarrassing much! But like I said, my skin thickness measures about 15 inches so I'll survive, no problem...

#1 Seating plan on the train

I must've slept comfortably on Guy 2's shoulder twice throughout the two hour journey. It actually isn't that embarrassing if nobody noticed it. BUDDEN...

(The rest of the story was related to me by my friend)

Guy 1 noticed. And he couldn't stop snickering. He pretended to close his eyes and sleep but he was smiling all along wth. My friends were, on the other hand, in a dilemma about whether to wake me up or to let me continue sleeping cuz there's an idiom that goes 'let sleeping dogs lie'. Ok la, that was random and does not apply to this situation and I'm not implying that I'm a dog wth.

Anyway, when I dozed the second time off Guy 2's shoulder, Guy 1 couldn't tahan any longer and burst into laughter wth. So then my friend decided to wake me up. Of course Guy 1 was embarrassed when I woke and looked over. He tried to avoid all eye contact. Padan muka!! I should have tortured him longer with my stare. Muahahaha.

And then I found out that Guy 1 and 2 were friends. I would've eavesdropped on their conversation but it was in German. Yet another reason for me to learn an extra language. Muahahaha. I'm pretty sure for the next 10 years or so, this would be their topic of conversation while they eat kuacis wth.

*stabs self with knife*